Thursday, October 30, 2008

Convert Recliner To Swivel



The Teletubby change the channel and appears on his belly:

SENSATIONAL! DO NOT MISS THE NEXT POST! THE death of Claudius: he will go 'REALLY ANOTHER WORLD SACRED OR SAVE THE WORM'?

blinked and God disappear and James Brown. I can not follow Eleanor who speaks, speaks, he continues to rant about the various beliefs related to the year 2012, the advent of the Aquarian Age, the long-awaited opening of the pineal gland, the return of the bicameral brain with the arrival on Manu which will open the new ground next manvantara. Now I'm lost on my raft in the sea of \u200b\u200bnumbness, drifting towards a horizon of starvation that marriage is incompetence and laxity of life, desperate to have given up and walked the salvation who have not been given was from my deserving, and I do not cry, I ended in tears, ended up in the fact that ocean of salt and all the evil yet to come. The unknown. What I do not know what is not there. I am not and I will be their sacrificial lamb, or savior or victim, only a dead body at the mercy of anything, prone to zero, ready to crash, a haiku of pain and bottles hidden in rose petals. Three lines of suffering, the horizon and what is below and it will never be over. How much lower, much lower. The circle is closed, it is closing ranks around me, the ring tightens infinite in all its beauty crowns of thorns.
"Shiva will dance for us, Siddhartha will walk with us. We are gonna isolated the germ in desire." Nataraja but does not like my music and Siddhartha has long athlete's foot and its proximity has become unbearable. As for the desire her more than a germ is a gusano rojo in heat, so just thank you, do not take it anymore.
A body immersed in a fluid received a push from the bottom up equal to the weight of the body. Archimedes' but you know how to give a damn a dead body?

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Outlet Mall -- Eastern Shore Md



The gate opens and James Brown makes his entrance in split shouting "Aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuhh! I feeeeeeel gooooood."
Not only have I never liked his music but I never put up his image and all that mythologizing his life, starting from being a Sex Machine, you know how much I care for me can you also co crush nuts' that thing. But I look good and I realize that is Sai Baba.
"Fuck you, God!"
"First you rinse your mouth when you talk with the lord thy God and love thy neighbor, especially your neighbor as yourself. Breed ignorant boor rude boys of today are all equal, not as in my time ah! Fool, I am not God, is he. "
Behind him, a Teletubby with the belly tuned to a documentary on the shroud Super Quark.
" Hello everyone! Hello Claudio, how long! "
" Sir, actually we saw not so long ago, remember, I cut his throat disguised as Sai Baba ... "
" Ah, yes When I slaughtered to pull out of that idiot Zebediela from your vocal cords. There I still have it in that warm, inviting, remember? You do not know what smadonna! Uh, sorry, Mary, you know, the euphoria. "
" For what? "
" But you, dear Claudiuccio maker! Before we talk about serious things, where where where is the mouse of white? "
" Here I am. Hello God, tuttapposto? "
standard approaches sad with its tail in the middle of the legs, not even had eaten the cake of Grandma Duck just put on the windowsill.
" What is it, bruuutta buuulla tuuutta citruuulla, you are not happy to see your lover? "
" Sure, sure, but I'm really sad about what's going on. "
" Come on, baby, make me the sentimental about their most beautiful? What, you do not remember all the beatings he gave you as a child? Or when you put a muzzle and I attached it to the radiator because I had destroyed something in the house? O, by the way, about the time that you have ripped the pipes from the wall just because you wanted to break away from the radiator and jump out the window? Then you would not have been so sad! "
" Yes, it is true, but it is my master. "
" What a bore, you dogs. And well, I had to do some mistakes ... "
" Excuse me, but what the hell are you talking about? It seems obvious that the thing I'm concerned, you could not be more clear? "
" You're right, you're right, we will be very clear: Claudio, you're gonna die. "